Xiaomi MIJIA MJZZB01PL 300ml Portable Juicer Cup

🥤 Xiaomi MIJIA Portable Juicer Cup (AKA “The Blender That Travels Better Than You”)
⚡ USB Rechargeable Power – Blends berries and expectations on the go. Charge it like your phone, but it gives you vitamins instead of notifications.

🍓 300ml of Pure Vibe Juice – Perfect size for smoothies, protein shakes, or questionable experimental fruit combos (we see you, avocado + mango).

🔪 Hidden Blade of Doom – Stainless steel ninja blades that spin so fast they could probably slice through your life decisions (but just stick to fruit).

👜 Pocket-Sized Hulk – Small enough to fit in your bag, strong enough to turn ice into snow. The gym rat of juicers.

🧽 Easy to Clean, Easier to Brag About – Rinse it, charge it, flex it. Your coworkers will think you’ve gone full health guru (you haven’t… but they don’t need to know).